hand sanitizer please

So tonight while I was closing at work I realized how gross touching money is to me. I don't know if it's just in my head but when I touch it there is like an instant film on my hands, it's like chalk to a gymnist. Which reminded me of...... Everytime that I pet an animal of any kind i get that same dustly/dirty hand feel. I noticed this a lot in England where kanines and felines alike are gradually taking over the country and the public are oblivious.....it's like planet of the apes. But as a representative I had to be sweet to these peoples pets so like for the next four hours of tracting til dinner I'd have this hand issue...(feeling the chalky/dusty feel of germs). And I really do like animals but I have to ask myself, "is a couple under the chin scratches worth 'the film' and me concentrating on finding a sink/soap until I get it taken care of?" This thought reminded me of ........ When someone offers you a chip (they are called crisps in the motherland). It's like, "thanks,.....but I'm not going to have dorito breath/taste in my mouth for like a singular crisp....if you want to offer me half the bag, .....sure"
So I guess I'm like an all or nothing kind of person when it comes to some things. I'm either giving that puppy a full body massage and stealing your whole lunch..... or I'm not in okay.